How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.