How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.