How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll