How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.