Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!