Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

4 Foot Jokes More 4 Foot Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Animal Kingdom Jokes More Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!