Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

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A. Lesbi-hens

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls