Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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He didn't like Chinese food.

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He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!