What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Previous Random Joke Next

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Extra Virgin Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns