What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.