What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room