How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

F Jokes More F Jokes

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.