How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.