What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.