What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.