What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.