What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.