What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.