What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Previous Random Joke Next

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

Roller Skate Jokes More Roller Skate Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.