What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.