Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder