What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.