What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.