What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.