Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Spasm Jokes More Spasm Jokes

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !