Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Kappa Jokes More Kappa Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark