Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Bladder Problem Jokes More Bladder Problem Jokes

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

Spasm Jokes More Spasm Jokes

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

Streaming Site Jokes More Streaming Site Jokes

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Kappatalism Jokes More Kappatalism Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute