What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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A conversation of energy.

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Because their job is draining.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'