What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'