What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".