What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.