What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".