What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis