What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.