Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.