Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes