Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes