Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes