Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes