Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.