What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.