What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.