What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.