What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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This could use some salt."

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They bone

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Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.