What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.