What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel