What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.