How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."