the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Because he was born in a barn.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
They all get in the bat-tub.
A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
