What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.