What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)