What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)