What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....