What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)