What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.