What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.