What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.