What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.