Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Coffee Mug

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Wife Clothe Jokes More Wife Clothe Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.