Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Why, Bro?

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Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.