Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Coffee Mug

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.