Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.