Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.