Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.