Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!