Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!