Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Big Girl Jokes More Big Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!