How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!