How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.