How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.