How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.