Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.