Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary