What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !