What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.