What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.