What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

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What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

What did A say to B about : and D?

They seem happy when they are together - :D

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress