What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.