What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!