What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

B Jokes More B Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner