What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!