Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.