Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...