Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.