Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.