Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.