Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...