Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed