What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.