What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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About 5 drinks

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Tripoli batteries.

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To a remote island...

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.