What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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She thought he was too controlling.