What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.