What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

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It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."