How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.