How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.