How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.