What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here