What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..