What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!