What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here