What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.