What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."