What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!