What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."