What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!