What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!