They both sleep all night and whack all day!
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
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Eggs get laid only once
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Because that's when they brake fast.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
They both slowly remove clogs.
Jack Daniels-san
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .
Only one of them is organized.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
