Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest