They both sleep all night and whack all day!
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Hey forget about it
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
To find its stomate!
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !
He saw a tree.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Out, out, damned Spot!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
He went at night.
The cat shat on the mat.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
