Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.