What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.