A tiger moth !
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
A shellicopter.
Pilot.
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
A computer with a lot of bites !
Head and shoulders.
A towel head.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.