What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!