What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.