What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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You owe Eve an O.

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !