What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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Mohammed Dali

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A Columbus.

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Revolver Camelot!

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Adele

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.