What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.