What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !