What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !