Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Theorem Jokes More Theorem Jokes

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem