Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Theorem Jokes More Theorem Jokes

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem