How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.