Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.