Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!