Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs