Rat Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.