What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.