What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Survival Jokes More Survival Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.