What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.