What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Rats!

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A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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They all have chinks in their armor.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound