What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.