What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !