What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!