What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.