What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.