Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!