How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me