This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
An Amish drive-by
Bach Bach Bach Bach
Keep it waiting.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.