How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me