How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.