What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.