What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"