What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor