What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.