What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."