What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...