What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.