How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.