How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"