How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.