How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.