Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.