Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator