Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.