Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*