Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.