Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !