Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.