A: He held up a pair of pants.
By the ears...
A: Moonbeams.
A waist of time...
Why's your belt so tight bruh
In case he got a hole in one
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
A pair of polegics!
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them