Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.