Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.