Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them