When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.