When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods